I decided to mix things up a little bit! While I was away for the weekend, the status updates just kept coming...and there were so many good ones, I wasn't sure what to do. The only way to pay homage to all of the great updates was to create nothing other than a medley....musical theatre style!
Was your update included? Gotta watch the video to find out!
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As always - brilliantly done! I love these!
ReplyDeleteHere are the lyrics in case it's difficult to hear:
ReplyDeleteIt’s another gorgeous day outside
I just saw a crumpled up pair of boxers by the median
Just got done with my Hammertime dance audition.
Holy random neck pain at 4:30 in the morning
I just want to know where you're going today
so I know which direction to kick your ass.
I didn't know you could put quarters in a credit card slot
I've tried, but I can't fix stupid people.
A majestic beast. so fast. so tender.
I need 1 more righteous jam for tonight's play list.
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I saw several men running down Minnesota Ave. in nothing but tighty whities last night.
when you get some one else breast milk spilled on your hand it’s the most horrid thing that could happen.
I just busted the guy next to me picking his nose. He pretended to itch his cheek then
I had to pee so bad I was dreaming I had to pee really bad.
somebody put me out of my misery...
I think my mouth just had an orgasm
wet wooden bridges are not fun to run on
I’m glad Family Fun Night is over!
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We are going to ROCK san diego today
Brewing brews with the crew...
just bought an oak tree
I’m Martha Freaking Stewart today.
I got to finally shave my legs!
hoping this Mac & Cheese lightens the mood
chillin' like a villain
closed the karaoke bar
riding the drunk bus home
riding the drunk bus home
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Hey mamas!
Happy Mother's Day
I love my amazing mom
she's the best mom a girl could hope for
Happy Mother's Day to all of the pet moms out there as well
Enjoy your beautiful day!
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Learning about drugs is so much fun
dealing with incensed students
searching for my dream girl!
longing for a fifth of whiskey
I should have been a rockstar
Tina Fey should be my best friend
I’m looking toward the future
Peace
Peace out!
I think what I really enjoyed about this one was how some updates caused hilarity by their opposition to each other: "Someone put me out of my misery/I think my mouth just had an orgasm" in particular made me laugh.
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